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the sound your tape recorder makes when you tryin and say martha stewart backwards (true-woots athram), and then play the tape in reverse..."martha stooursh"
(presses record) "true-woots athram"...(squickilydeegle - tape rewinds and flips over, press play) "martha stooursh
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the best vacation place in america. an island in the Atlantic that is next to nantucket. best places in MV are OAK BLUFFS, west tisbury, vineyard haven. fuck edgartown!
edgartown is for snobby ass bitches who have never seen the cool "real" part of MV, oak bluffs.
all the cook kids chill in oak bluffs BIATCH
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Martha's vineyard is a perfect place off the coast of cape cod. If you do not stay in Edgartown you really are not in Martha's Vineyard. Its where the most beautiful houses, beaches and people are. If you are the crem de la crem of the vineyard you will have a parking spot with your name on it in Edgartown, be a member of the exclusive yacht club (which has a waiting list), and have a home over 15 million. When the sun goes down is when things in the vineyard get hot. The parties are not to be missed and being too drunk or on too many drugs does not exsist, it just adds to the spirit of this fantastic place.
My Martha's Vineyard To Do List:
Mix a Mimosa for breakfast
Go to the beach
Pour a few glasses of Pinot Grigo for lunch
Go back to the beach
Drink everything in the liquor cabinet (maybe blow something)
Go out and party
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Martha's Vineyar is an island,
the island, where everything goes down
the island where bk, max, baby mama kim, baby mama pheobe, baby mama daphne, and papa t all had crazy gig sex
Ramona: wait, are you talking about Martha's Vineyard?
EmmaF: N/A
EmmaL: Ya, where everyone exc
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1) Being very late.
2)Inviting someone over and then either
a)spending a long time on the phone with some dude while you play with her yellow lab in the kitchen.
OR
b)falling asleep while you watch a Rob Schneider movie.
1)Yeah she said she'd be here in ten minutes... 45 minutes ago. She's totally pulling a Martha.
2a)All of a sudden I realized, "dang, I've been playing with this dog for a long time, where'd she go?" then I found her talking on the phone with a guy she met once three months ago. Such a classic Martha move.
2b) I was laughing at Rob Schneider when I realized the other side of the room was silent. She was pulling a Martha for sure.
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(Martha Focker)(1) One who is very rude to everyone.(2) An extremely mean person.(3)Your Father.
(1)That MARTHA FOCKER can't boss me around.(2)Stop trying to hit me you martha focker.
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It really sucks and it is fucking boring there.
I wanna go home to Boston! Martha's Vineyard sucks.
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