ipod meal

noun: when two or more people eat a meal while wearing there ipods. Often, the people will never speak to each other.

Dude: those two people enjoying the ipod meal have completely lost any sense of humanity.
Other Dude: indeed.

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meal on wheels

To fart in one's vehicle preferably a truck or compact car, then proceeding to turn the heat to max. The victim will have no choice but to eat your fart.

While riding in Blake's truck Nate was suprised attacked with a meal on wheels and vomited all over the interior of the vehicle.

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Clown Meal

A meal consisting of a #2(aka two cheeseburger meal), a six peice McNugget, and an Apple Pie from McDonalds. Upon eating the #2 and nuggets, the apple pie is carried to the site of the clowning, and ceremoniously spiked onto the ground.

Oh fuck. That bitch was so nasty, I worked up a hunger for a Clown Meal!

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meal miscarriage

The termination of a recent meal through a normal bodily function that can be caused by either vomiting or urgent and sometimes violent diarrhea. It can include any meal of the day as breakfast miscarriage, lunch miscarriage or dinner miscarriage, but is, in general, a meal miscarriage. It usually occurs anywhere from 10 minutes to 30 minutes after a meal and is either the result of a flu bug or the result of the body attempting to protect itself from a bad bacteria or food poisoning in the stomach or intestinal tract.

John: Did you see Bill running for the bathroom after eating that rare steak?

Jim: I'm not surprised. I think the chef used a shotgun on it and called it done! That's got to be a true meal miscarriage!

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meal ticket

If you say that something or someone is a meal ticket, you mean that they provide a person with money or a lifestyle which they would not otherwise have.

“Of course that man isn’t going to leave you. You are his meal ticket!”

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Happy Meal

When a girl is eating chicken nuggets simultaneously as she is getting eatin out

"Hey Austin I could really go for a happy meal right now"
"Okay jenna we'll stop at Mcdonald's then I'll eat you out when we get home"

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Happy Meals

The fast, cheap and easy class of 2011 at Shorewood high school.

"Those girls over there are happy meals. Lets go get us some."

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