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The drummer for the Jimi Hendrix Experience. Born in 1947.
Mitch Mitchell played the drums while Jimi Hendrix was playing away on his guitar.
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The act of a man getting so butthurt that he leaves a facebook group because something offended him.
That one dude was so mad he went Full Mitch last night, hahaha
When you spin around with your pants off until you throw up then you vomit onto your erect penis and hand and use it as a lubricant and jack yourself off
Guy 1: hey what did you do by your self last night
Guy 2: I played call of duty, watched porn for four hours and pulled the dirty mitch
Guy 1: sick
Seeing Mitch perform live (about a year before he died) was the best moment of my life. All of you are right: He's the funniest person that ever lived, and the world is much less funny without him.
Mitch Hedberg -isms:
"Escalators are good, cuz they can never break. They just become stairs."
"I find that a duck's opinion of me is heavily influenced by whether or not I have bread."
"I saw a human pyramid once. It was so unnecessary."
"I wish there was such a thing as cinnamon roll incense, because I would light some up in the morning and give my roommate false hope."
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1.) A spineless turtle, very rare in reptiles.
2.) Another term for a hypocritical motherfucking piece of shit.
1.) The Mitch McConnell hid in his shell.
2.) Reverend Tom is being such a Mitch McConnell by preaching family values while cheating on his wife.
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The best comedian who ever lived. He sadly died at a young age due to a continuous heart problem. Give respect people, and quote whenever necessary.
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up!
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