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When the title suffices for both the subject and description.
Used when enough has been said in the subject.
Email Subject: I really need help with clearing out the stoners at ThunderRidge.
Body Text: Read the title.
Topic (in a forum posting): I need help finding lulz pics to piss a bitch off.
Message Body: Read the title, but anyways, she's a real ho that makes me sick.
When everyone is shooting up but you’re smoking the horse. Turn your fucken mute off. Read the Zoom, mate
Reading a book or poem so carefully (while constantly referencing the OED), that you suddenly discover something "new and special" about one word in the poem. This word then magically allows you to write three paragraphs about its "new and special meaning." All the while during this "close reading," you will be contemplating suicide as your face, body, and mental thought process will hurt with the agony of forced close analysis.
Bob: I've got a twenty seven page paper due tomorrow on a four line poem.
Chris: Man you better do a close reading of that poem.
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Extensively highlighting and writing all over a packet or book. Typically mandated by high school teachers. Commonly used as torture by teachers at the Cleveland High School CORE program in order to ensure the diminished social lives of their students. Never checked by teachers but required. Easy to copy from another student. BIGGEST PAIN IN THE ASS!
Student A: Hey man did you do your active reading?
Student B: No man, fuck that shit. i dont want to highlight anymore!
Teacher: Ok students now im collecting your active reading. Pass it up
Student B: DAMN IT!
Student A: Quick just highlight Anything
2 weeks later. student recieves paper back
Student B's paper: 10/10
a book that is read usually to kill time . usually no or a thin plot, simple/static characters or even cliched heros/heroines. in a broader sense, a wildly popular but poor book.
twilight saga, candy read
The term "reading the bible" refers to any situation that is bad, illegal, or just naughty like sex or drugs.
You and your friends are smoking pot in your room. Your mom knocks on the door and asks what your doing in there. You respond "reading the bible!"
You and your friend are talking in study hall and you are asked "So what did you and Joe do last night?" you respond "oh, ya know, we um... read the bible out loud to eachother." When really you fucked like bunnies.
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A saying used with "Jo Jo's Bizarre Adevnture" whenever somebody asks a stupid fucking question about the show or "When will Hamon return?" they get a response such as "Read the manga"
:Hey guys does Joseph Joestar die in part 4?"
"Read the manga you filthy weeabo trash"
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