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Reed College

A sanctum sanctorum of overprivileged children who love to talk about how intellectual and hard-working they are because thatโ€™s the only pitiable thing they can feel good about themselves. Its professors are mediocre, the most of whom hide behind a defense screen of taciturn professionalism. The city of Portland where it's at also suffers from a racism is deep but repressed and thus passive-aggressive in expression. Reed is also an off-leash area for sad dog-walkers who yearn for that plastic human connection of someone patting their dog and telling them how cute they are.

"Doesn't he know that Reed College is one of the most progressive colleges in the US? That's why we talk about a communist revolution but turn up our noses and call the CSO we so much hate when a homeless dares come wondering onto our campus."

by l'homme moderne November 27, 2019

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Megan Reed

An Amazing Person Who Will Go on Skype alot

Megan Reed Wanna go skype ?

Sure

by Ro88i December 19, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


luke reed

you can find a luke reed in his natural habitat: belly dancing to hips don't lie. he also gives off quite strong chode energy. he only knows how to make friends by bullying them and thinks he is a god at spikeball but his friends are too afraid to tell him otherwise.

don't put on shakira! we might attract a luke reed

by mowglismama April 23, 2021


spencer reed

A geek in Criminal Minds who uses a weird gun and his smarts to catch baddies.

Well hello there Dr. Spencer Reed

by Dr. Hypnotist PHD December 27, 2016


Sneaky Reed

For one to slap a bitch, then end up self afflicting a black eye.

"Ahhh shit Sneaky Reed.... you slaped that bitch again... didn't you?"

by Bovice BoBo November 24, 2008


Sneaky Reed

One who slips into butt sex unannounced

"whoa! slow down there sneaky reed"

by bovice the 4th November 24, 2008


reed wiesman

A way of reading a book about a wise man while jerking off with sock you found under your dad's bed. After ejaculation, you put the sock on and can't take it off until you finish reading the book

I was pulling a reed wiesman with my dads sock and i didnt finish the book for 2 days. That cum sock stayed on my foot until I finished the book.

by Gavdong November 8, 2017