Keyboard Spaz

Someone who doesn't have words to express something and they pound on the keyboard to show how excited/angry they are. Can also be used as a noun to describe the text of a keyboard spaz.

-internet chat room-
Person 1: Did you hear? Someone baked a 400 pound brownie!
Person 2: 823yu4iwhjfkfisdhsadknf;sdjfhoasuidfhsa REALLY?!!!??!!?!!?!
Person 1: Keyboard spaz much?

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hyper spaz

A person who's irrational, hyper active conduct is above and beyond that of a typical spaz.

Why is Johnny jumping up and down on the hood of that dude's car? Probably for no reason, he's just a hyper spaz.

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Spaz-cake

1. crazy but funny

2. Hilarious

3. spastic

" oh my god jenny, your such a spaz-cake"

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Spaz

a person who has cerebral palsy (humour)

he is a spaz.

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spaz attack

A gesture where you fling yourself wildly, shaking from head to foot. Can come on randomly or be planned. A spaz attack is the greatest of all comebacks. Very fun in a chemistry lesson.

E.g.
Chemistry Teacher: I hate my life!!! *Spaz attack*
Me: Makes sence.

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Spaz Chariot

Perfect Example of a DiSABLED AND/OR CRIPPLED Gangsters preferable mode of transportation. For Those MANDEM dat been brapdnpopop 'n' shankd in the ghettos & need a gangster bling replacement for the legs they never use, this in conjunction with a 99% KFC diet & they wonder why they're a race ov Horrific WHALES! Best served with gold plated 12''inch rimms Regardless of paying taxes or child suport for the 11 children uv spawnd with LA QUEEEFA & her enormous RUMP! I'll Just Order Another 10 piece bucket it'l be fine>&Cheating on LaQeefa With the fatfighters over 40's white slut brigade that NOBODY wants due to infertility & saggynes. This is also how one attains the widely coverted gangster limp u have to be shot on @ least 2 occations to exccute the limp with correct precition. TURBOs,NoS & Spoilers have been fitted successfully enabling a rappidz blend from any breh dat say SUMINK naaa wat am sayyin

RAPPIDZ SPAZ ChaRIOT

INSANE SPAZZ CHARIOT DIGG THE CHROME 12"INCHERS SHAME YOUR DISABLED

BY FAR THE MOST STYLISH DISABLED PERSON IN THE COUNCIL ESTATE & YOUR CLAMING BENEFITS FOR A REAL REASON

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spaz monkey

a friend of yours who is either high or retarted. also can be stupid or gay.

Stop calling me at friggin 1 a.m., you fuckin spaz monkey!

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