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tit-whack

When your large-breasted friend gets all pissy, moody, and and bitchy when she's mad about something. She may exert an annoying, high-pitched noise that sounds something like "eh!". Because of this, you may have real or imagined fears that she'll whack you unconscious with her gynormous tit. Can also be shortened to simply "TW".

"Did you talk to Sarah today?" "No, because she was majorly tit-whacky."

by Sparkly Smash February 4, 2010


Whacking circle

The act of getting in a circular shape and masterbating around someone or something.

The whacking circle aroung Julie made her even whiter than before

by Wsujopp3 March 23, 2010


whack of shame

When you masturbate in the shower after a hot date that ended without you getting sex/handjob/blowjob....

When on a date, you start making out, get naked , but you couldn't get her to have sex or even give you a handjob!
She leaves you horny as hell! You have no choice but to do the "whack of shame" in the shower.

by MG&MR November 17, 2015


whacking the weasel

masterbating

Jimmy won't stop whacking his weasel..kid was in the bathroom 4 hours yesterday.

by JaYceE October 5, 2003

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Whack Ass

Sucky, Stupid, things out of the ordinary. Ugly.

1. Damn, thats some whack ass hair.

2. Wow, this is a whack ass definition!

by punkrockpat10 April 18, 2010

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Whack Job

There are a number of definitions to this phrase, two of the commonest being:

1) A person who exhibits abnormal behaviour, this can vary from mild eccentricity to full-blown, froth at the mouth insanity. The degree to which the person is a whack job is usually given by qualifiers to the phrase. Mild eccentricity would be indicated by saying the person was 'a bit of a whack job' stronger symptoms of eccentricity and the person would be 'a proper whack job'. If the person was seriously insane then they would be 'a total, out-and-out, raving whack job'.

2) A professional killing, also known as a hit. The whack part comes from the victim being killed (whacked), the job from the fact that this is done for payment by a professional (it's his or her job).

1) Jackson Galaxy is a bit of a whack job, but he knows a hell of a lot about cats (he's not bad on guitar either).

2) Spanner was found dead in his flat, looks like it was a whack job!

by Croatalin January 9, 2014

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whack-fuck

This term comes from the fact that average golfers tend so say these 2 words often.
Also a funny joke
What is the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?
A bad golfer goes - whack...fuck!
A bad skydiver goes - Fuck...Whack!

Golfer swings the club -"whack"
Golfer slices into the woods - "fuck!"

I've never taken a whack-fuck lesson in my life but these $1500 set of calloway's should lower my score.

by wetcoaster September 17, 2006

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