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1. A term used to describe a vagina that has not received any action for an extended period of time. Usually when this term is used the vagina will look dead, often resembling a zombie.
2. A term used to describe the appearance of a toe after stubbing it or injuring it. The toe will look discolored or deformed.
"Aye man, I bet that girl has a total Zombie Toe!"
"I got a Zombie Toe from stubbing it on the table..."
Sample Zombies are the mindless creatures that derive their primary sustenance from free food samples in stores. Generally, they are harmless to bystanders as their primary focus is the free food. But occasionally, when herded together, they can emit noxious gas and block aisle ways - causing disruption to folks who are actually there to shop.
A sense of horror rushed over me when I realized I was shopping in Costco at lunch time. Droves of sample zombies converged to feast on the free offerings, clogging the aisles as they devoured samples as fast as they came out of the toaster ovens. I raced for the safe zone where samples of salad were being dispensed. Much like vampires fear garlic, sample zombies avoid anything with fiber.
Phrase used to express the poor quality of the attempt (short use: zt)
Very bad pass, a goal due to a very simple mistake. It wasn't necessary, it was a zombie try.
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When you ejaculate into someone’s face and it gets in their eyes. They then put their hands out in front of them to feel around for a cum shammy, because they can’t see. All while complaining with a Ahhhhh.... sound, like a zombie
I was titty fucking her and it went off in her face. She couldn’t find a towel because of her zombie eyes.
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A personal profile that is no longer active or does not interact with others on a website. Websites often display these to artificially inflate their membership numbers. For example on a dating website someone who has not logged in for months or on a social media website someone who may be deceased.
I joined match.com but people don't pay for membership or haven't logged in for months so its mostly zombie profiles.
When a male has too many ejaculations in a short period of time. Eventually the glans (mushroom tip) will have a numb and pins and needles feeling. Erections at this point are like soggy macaroni. To rigidity or stiffness happening.
After an afternoon marathon of spanking the ham, I got a bad case of zombie rod.
When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection
Jimmy got a cockshit zombie while straining too hard making a number 2