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A type of joke that is not a joke at all. It is just a surprising twist on a joke. Kinda like a big middle finger to the face.
Here are some Anti Jokes
Joke:
Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.
Question:
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Knock-Knock Joke:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident
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A game played with similar rules to "shotgun". The notable exception is that he who calls anti-shotgun is exempt from sitting in the front seat with the taxi driver with especially pungent body odor. This game can only be played when 3 people are choosing positions for a 4 seat taxi.
Tim and Chris called anti-shotgun forcing me to hold my breath for the entire 30 minute cab ride back to the hotel.
The feeling of pending doom after receiving good news followed instantly by bad news.
Lucinda was in a meeting at work and received a text message with some really exciting news, making her scream out the word BOOM to all her fellow co workers. She smiled to the heavens but then shortly afterwards she received some news of the bad variety thus forcing to shout out the word "ANTI-BOOM"
OMFG this ANTI-BOOM is too much to handle.
1. Condome
2. A person who gets checked for STD's in-between relationships.
Jeff G. is an anti-STD. He is celibate right now. After he is celibate for 3 months, he'll get tested.
Why wait 3 months?
It takes 3 months for most STD's to be detectable. If you just caught an STD yesterday, and get tested today, the test will say you are clean, even though you are not.
A true chad who believes that both genders are equal and thinks that women shouldn’t be held in a higher regard just because they’re female.
This may lead to some people thinking they’re douchebags because they don’t follow modern societal expectations for how each gender should be treated.
As a follower of ‘equal rights, equal fights’, they will be fully willing to fight anyone who they believe deserves it.
Steve: “Bro, that chick is so hot, if she sat on my face and suffocated me to death, I’d be okay with it.”
Bob: “Wtf, why are you such a simp?”
Steve: “Are you saying that you’ve never been horny before?”
Bob: “No, but that doesn’t mean I’d do anything for someone I found attractive. In fact, if she tried doing that to me, I’d have no trouble knocking her into next week!”
Steve: “Idk, dude, seems more douchebagish to me than anything.”
John: “Nah, it just means Bob is an anti-simp.”
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The act of having negative rizz
“You wassup girl I play league of legends” that is having anti rizz
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A person who doesn't like getting too excited or emotional over something.
Somebody says: OMG, the new COD game is getting released today. I'm dying to play this game!
An anti-hype person would say: It's okay! It's just another COD game!
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