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Literally your life right now.
Dude you are absolute trash
Yeah, I know
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Typically what a religious person calls "absolute truth".
Chris's stories about "god", "creation", etc. are just absolute bullshit.
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A phrase used by famous Youtuber SwiftKarateChop frequently; it has become his subscription headline and it is used in most of his videos.
"So what did we learn today?"
"Absolutely nothing."
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Bro this is someone who is just such an unreal, godlike kid at everything he does. ABSURD AF.
yo that kid is just a flat out ABSOLUTE UNIT on the court.
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dude i found the absolutely perfect song, what kaitlin isnt a song she is an amazing girl
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the term between fail and epic fail used to describe a slighly worse failure but not an extremly bad failure.
me: "um thats a pretty big failure but it isn't epic."
friend: "then why not call it an absolute fail?"
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What dumbass brits say when they see heavy ass people
Hallo Timothy did you see that absolute unit yesterday on the trolly? I sure did Hemsworth, that bloke could’ve been 130 kilo grams.
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