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A toxic toddler who has anger management issues, and the need to block people on Twitter. You're probably already blocked by him.
"Did you watch Poke AK-47's new video? He showcased Steelix for the 4th time this week!"
"No, I haven't seen his video. He's probably going to self-proclaim himself as the Spicelord and talk schit on other creators."
"Well the algorithm exists, plus you're going to be blocked on every social media platform."
"I honestly couldn't care less about Poke AKlown."
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definition.
automatic kalashnikov designed in 1947.
the gun most widely used by guerilla fighters all over the world. used becuase of its high rate of fire and durability.
unprone to jamming in sand or when wet its is extremely reliable.
it is used mainly "when you absolutley positively have to take out every mother fucker in the room" =p
i had to take out every mother fucker in the room so i used my AK-47.
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Kick ass gun made by a russian weapons designer by the name of Kalashnikov. It's the weapon of choice of the third world, dictator militias in developing countries, coup d'etats, gangs, and just about anyone who wants an inexpensive, durable, SMG performance rifle that's feared by every law enforcement group in the world (except for russian police, AK's are a standard issue there).
They fire the mid-sized but powerful 7.62x39 mm round at a mid-range fire rate, but the shiznit they punch out makes an american m-4 look like it's airsoft counterpart. This advantage is even complimented with the ease of use of the gun, easy found ammo, and durability of the carbine. You can literally throw a kalashnikov in the mud and stuff it with sand and fire it after without any jamming or messing of the barrel.
However, the AK isn't much of of a long range advocate. With open iron sights and warping wood stocks, you can't really trust the aim of the gun at any moment. But hell, that's where the phrase "spray and sweep" gets it's name from. Unload a 30 clip in the general direction of your target and your bound to put at least 5 rounds into em.
1) ...Oh, shit, it's Wayne Brady! The man's gotta AK! run for it-Kak! kak! kak!... (gets shot thrice in the back from the drive by)
2) hah, look at this, just got this new AK-47 from Don Jose in Monterrey. He buys 'em straight cash from Cuba: $150 a piece. Can't beat it...
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stands for Adam Kershaw, the funniest craziest person ever.
This is my tribal dance. its been passed down for generations, you RESPECT it. meee~!!
-A.K., on the Tai Chi field
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a strong type of weed thats the shit 2 smoke and u can not make a strain of weed with coke in it its impossible
yo me homie got sum ak47 got me high all night
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Noun. A type of shirt exposing no less than 6 inches vertically, 4 inches horizontally of the upper chest region, in a V neck shape.
That's a real nice AK-Special you have there, bro. I can totally see your chest beard.
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A term describing Aakash's guns.
Person one: 'Hey, check out those three hot guys over there!'
Person two: 'That's just Aakash and his AK-47s.'
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