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When an alarm goes off signalling the arrival of homosexuals. Not to be confused with the sound emitted from a fire alarm.
"The alarm is ringing so loud behind me that I think every stray dog in grenada is going to run into the path lab soon!"- Meera Patel
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Planet Fitness, the home of the self-conscious exerciser, decided to get rid of the meatheads and attention seeking Guidos by hooking up an alarm system for vain bitches who find it impossible to work out without the attention of everyone else in the room.
"How's I s'posed ta get my swell on at da gym widda fuhckin Lunk Alarm goin off e'ry time I grunt"
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1. A variation of phone tag, but involving alram clocks.
2. The process of setting an alarm clock for a set time then deciding that you don't want to wake up. You proceed to hit the snooze button repedly. after about an hour of "snoozing" the alarm you end up setting it for another time not to far in the future...a good estamate is 30 to 45 min. This cycle can continue in any combonation or order untill you finally decide to get up.
3. A standard morning defence mechanism of the univerity student.
"I played alarm tag for hours this morning."
"Really"
"Ya i had ideas of grandure of waking up at 7 am"
"Dude it's past noon"
"Yup"
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A: A situation that causes a person so much excitement, the only thing that comes from their mouth for the first part of the conversation is the word "Dude!"
Often followed by a short conversation, at the end of which the other person reciprocates the usage of the word "Dude" in a manner of agreement or sarcasm.(depending on the case)
B: Alternatively used as a way of getting a persons attention.
*Word Coined By Jacy David Nolen*
Example Of Dude Alarm:
Person A: "Dude!"
Person B: "What?!"
Person A: "Daniel Tosh is coming out with his own show on Comedy Central!"
Person B: "Dude! Thats Awesome!"
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A weiner alarm is when ones arousal is so high and the dick is so erect it goes "wee oou wee oou wee ooou"
My girl looked so hot last night that my weiner alarm went off.
When you have Irritable Bowel Syndrome and your stomach makes the most audible, dreadful, gut wrenching noise typically indicating that a painful, asshole-burning, sweat-inducing stream of diarrhea is likely to follow shortly thereafter. Is often times confused for the noise your stomach makes before you rip a loud fart or when you’re extremely hungry. In some circumstances when this rumbling is mistaken for the latter, the victim will try to squeeze out the fart that they believe is forming to be met with painful burning around the asshole and/or diarrhea leakage, indicating a true IBS Alarm.
Eren’s Stomach: *rumbling, rumbling, rumbling, rumbling*
Armin: Woah dude, are you hungry or something? Need to fart?
Eren: No. I just tried to and I shit my pants. It was an IBS Alarm.
Jean: YOOOO this man just shit his pants.
Armin: That’s disgusting.
When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts then moves it back and forth like the hammer between the bells on an old fashioned alarm clock.
Brenda's boobes were so big that she needed to have them alarm clocked.