Random
Source Code
Random
An Alaskan Corndog is the act of having a person with diahrea shit into a cup roughly the same length as your erect penis. Then you shove your erect penis into the diahrea and then it is cut off and held in place by tape. Let it all freeze over night, in the morning shove a sharp stick in through the dick. You then have an Alaskan Corndog.
Oh man I hope I never have to eat an Alaskan Corndog.
32👍 15👎
n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
honey, you know i had thai food last night. are you still down for this alaskan pipeline?
1281👍 906👎
the shit that will put your mind in a whole other state, makes you think very psychologically and deep
about 5 good hits will have your eyes bleeding and you will not want to move at all hahahaha
very very good bud basically
friend #1 : yoooo lets burn after school
friend 2 : yo i don't really wanna burn
friend 1 : YOOOO i got that alaskan thunderfuck shit
friend 2 : OH WERD THEN IM DOWN NIGGGAAAA!
108👍 67👎
An oil pipe network going from crude oil rich Alaska, across central Canada, and into the US. Unlike the other weirdass definitions on here.
The politicians canceled plans for an Alaskan pipeline for oil exports.
639👍 453👎
While getting your dick sucked next to a flight of stairs, as you're about to jizz, pull her back and jizz in her face -- thus making her Alaskan -- then push her on her stomach and ride her down the stairs -- like you're surfing.
He gave Senora Welborn an Alaskan Surfer, and she proceeded to never speaking to him again.
42👍 23👎
Similar to the Alaskan Pipeline. The difference is that one participant is uninformed of what is inflicted upon them.
You violate her pooter with the frozen Cosby Kid while the lights are off. Halfway through the act you yell "Surprise" and turn on the lights so she can see you going at her with the big greasy poopsicle.
Adrian refused to cuddle with Adam last night after he found out Adam was giving him the Alaskan Surprise.
46👍 26👎
When a girl is laying flat on her back, and a man straddles her and walks from her head to her feet blowing his load all over her.
Last night me and my g.f were having sex when she laid on her back while I walked down her body blowing my load. which is known as the Alaskan Snowblower
23👍 11👎