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a shot of liquor and semen mixed
pour a shot of captain, ejaculate in the shot glass, then proceed to hand shot off to nearest female, she drinks the alligator shot
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The state of having completed the following tasks successfully:
1) For your birthday, you demand of your girlfriend that she make for you all the foods that she hates, but you love, and she complies.
2) You bring overself to climax in front of her, and thus ejaculate on all the food.
3) You demand that she consumes all the food.
3a) If she is unable to eat all of the food in one sitting, she must save it in Tupperware(tm) and it eat it later.
note: if your girlfriend consumes the entire meal, you are required by law to ask her to marry you.
Man #1: It was a total alligator fuckhouse
man #2: I'll be damned.... when is the wedding?
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The act known as the Alligator Fuckhouse consists of placing the female lying down on her side, opening her legs like the powerful jaws of the mighty crocodile, and imitating the couragous tamer of these fearsome beasts.... ramming your entire head into her vagina.
Kevin: "I wore her like a hat last night!"
Andy: "Sounds like an alligator fuckhouse to me."
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a term Chris told you to look up so you did, cuz you're a good little bottom and chris is goated
"shut the hell up. look up somethin fun if you're on urban dictionary 'alligator fuckhouse' that's interesting"
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A fairly large, firm and straight poop that sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl with the tip coming out of the water a few centimetres.
Ex. 1 - Doctor: "How would you describe your stool?" - Patient: "Alligator."
Ex. 2 - Steve: "Man ever since I added more whole wheats to my diet, I've been making alligator poops! It's great!"
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When you use the chopped off tail of an alligator as a strap on and you are fucking in a boat house
Lets fuck in the boathouse baby
But my dick fell off
Use this alligator tail
Lets do an alligator boathouse you dirty slut
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1. A hand gesture that has, as of late, become quite popular to display in photographs, particularly those destined for display in online forums such as Facebook.
2. That trendy sideways peace symbol that every hipster white kids is throwing up in their facebook pictures.
3. The North-American equivalent to the Japanese and their use of the peace symbol in photos, an action that at one point in time was thought laughable and ridiculous by most. However, now rotated 90 degrees, it has been deemed suitable for American consumption.
"Yo bro, make sure you throw the finger alligator in this picture so everyone knows how much of a trend following clone you are."
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