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The act of bathing naked in almonds. Obviously.
I took an almond shower last night and now my skin is dry from the piles of salt accrued on my skin.
if you have any girl in your life named 'Almond' , keep her with everything you got. if not , your gonna miss her.
when you're calling someone almond can mean that theyre very bland or basic.
girl: I was hanging out with girl 4 earlier
other girl: omfg girl 4 is such a fucking almond 🙄
Someone who enjoys the sensual love of a goat or a camel.
Oh don't worry ladies he's not interested in you, he's an Almond.
noun
1. Acronym for "All-loving man or nearly dad".
2. An almond is a mom-friendly boyfriend or significant other who ticks most of the boxes for being "a lot like dad"
You really should meet Christoff, you'd like him he's such an almond.
Somone who act's like they're better than someone
Alica is acting like a son-of-a-almond