Bobligation: (1) What Robert is required to do. (2) Da binding agreement to either have short hair or make something undulate.
Cobligation: (1) A mandatory action regarding da center portion of an ear of corn. (2) Something dat a male swan must do.
DOBligation: Refers to an instance where you have to state when you were born.
Fobligation: Da mandatory use of a large object to attach to your watch-chain.
Gobligation: Where you need to gather scattered material and combine it all into one lump.
Hobligation: Local building-code regarding da metal food-warming platform in yer fireplace.
Jobligation: (1) An edict dat states dat you must be employed if you are able. (2) Where an employer is required to hire you and keep you on his staff unless you either quit or are convicted of a work-related wrongdoing.
Lobligation: An agreement dat states dat you hafta throw something.
Mobligation: A rule dat requires a large number of da available residents to gather in a group.
Robligation: (1) See first example at da beginning of this list. (2) Where someone is required to steal, break-and-enter, etc.
Sobligation: Where you hafta noisily shed some tears.
Most alphabetical obligations make little sense in real life, but they are fun to say and amusing to think about.
A member of the LGBTQIA movement.
Fred went to the LGBTQIA march. Those alphabet bandits have taken 27% of the alphabet as their own.
there is poop in my (alphabet) soup!
P1: man i gatta go
P2: NO NOT THE-
P3: it seems your alphabet soup is now alphabet poop
P4: press F to pay respects
Someone belonging to the ever-growing group of letters LGBTQ...................
Someone who does not know their ABCs and is confused about life.
1-Hey did you hear the added two more letters to LGBTIQ?
2-Who did?
1-The alphabet queers!
Alphabet - Company that owns Google.
P1: Yo Have you heard of that one company who owns Google?
P2: Yeah i think it was called...ABC?
P1: Close, it's Alphabet Inc.
P2: ohhh makes sense
P1: However Alphabet's Website is abc.xyz
Slang for the LGBTQIA+ community that is actually a funny nickname. I actually had to google how many letters it had to write this definition.
Person 1: I'm part of the lgbtqudhfowiuegfoiwg community.
Person 2: Oh you mean the alphabet crew?
The Kundian Alphabet is used by Kundians in the Kundian Civilization
only true sigmas can learn the Kundian Alphabet