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When two beards are rubbed together in a loving, passionate, or otherwise caring way.
Me and Adam totally Amish Kissed the other day it was so hot.
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When an Amish person jumps off of a high platform with the intent of hitting one or more persons/animals/items.
The cows were taken out by the Amish Missile.
The US (United Sharecroppers) almost started WWIII (Whey War III) after the Amish Missile Crisis.
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When your eating a woman's snatch out vigorously and begin to spew vomitis violently onto her muff daggler. Then continue to eat said muff with pleasure splooging in ones pants.
Also see Amish Omelette with cheese
He was very drunk and was craving an Amish Omelette
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Kissing that's toned-down on the passion. It's the opposite of French Kissing, because you keep your "wagons in the barn."
As they begin to make-out, Sue sneezes and says, "I better go home, I feel a little congested." Greg, who really doesn't want the evening to end so soon, says, "Oh, that's okay, we can just engage in some Amish kissing."
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When engaging in intercourse with a girl that ejaculates so thick that it looks like you are churning butter in her vagina.
I turned the lights on after fucking this chick the other day. She left so much butter on my cock she had to be an Amish Girl
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When you have sex with a guy thinking he will be great in bed but instead he’s boring and fails to perform.
Susie: “Did you end up going home with that hot guy from the club last night?
Jenny: “Yeah but he had that Amish dick. Wasn’t even worth it”
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A sexual act involving facial hair, bodily fluids, and a cracker in various ways. The cracker involved is eaten afterwards.
So, I happened to walk in on one of my friends giving his woman an amish cracker last night.
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