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when a woman has especially large nipples that makes her breasts look like the eyes of a cartoon owl.
when she took off her shirt i was like "how many licks does it take?" cuz she has owl titties.
A meal that you have late at light/really early in the morning (between midnight and 3am).
This feast is usually had by bartenders, graveyard shift workers or people who stay awake more often during the night than the day.
This meal can be anything from breakfast to dinner, as long as its a meal, not a snack.
Bartender#1: "fuck those customers were assholes tonight, glad i finished at 230am. im hungry, lets go have an Owl Feast!!"
Bartender #2: "hell yeah! im starving!!"
Bartender#1: "Golden Century it is!"
Snatching /screaming owl
Where a woman rides you cowgirl position, during this sge reaches behind her and snatches the exposed males jewels and stuffs them into her anus. This causes the male to scream like the Tasmanian masked owl to which the female mimics.
Fuck mate, my balls are still recovering from Sarah shoving them up her ass. I love it when she whips out a screaming owl.
This phrase is used to describe one human on this earth. This human is scrawny and is also an owl. He eats microwave meals and that's it.
Matt is a scrawny owl
the stage of being high when you are so comfortable, you do not feel the need to move out of your position, except for the turning of the neck
"I was so comfortable in that chair, I went into owl mode."
One who performs fellatio on a person who has just sodomized them.
Julie was know as a fairly classy dame 'til I found out she was an owl puffer.
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Pictures of owls on the Internet, usually accompanied with sarcastic phrases written in Internet language. The three most famous Owls consist of the following.
- A white snow owl accompanied by the phrase "O RLY".
- A disgruntled barn owl accompanied by the phrase "YA RLY".
- A white snow owl accompanied by the phrase "I see what you did there".
When in need of a response, remember the Internet owls.
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