val pal

a valentines day partner, someone to give and receive gifts from at school

"i love my val pal"

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Adventure Pal

A person that meets a random guy from an online app in a coffee house that technically occupies two city lots without explanation.

Shes quite the adventure pal!

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shit pals

When 2 people are neighbors in public restroom stalls, but remain comfortable having a normal conversation while dropping a deuce.

A variation of "piss pals" from Adam Sandler.

i.e. Piss pals, dump dudes, toilet talkers, commode comrades, bowel buddies.

Dude, I was walking to the restroom the other day at work, about to take a dump. Along the way, my boss followed me and started talking. We ended up having a normal conversation while simultaneously dropping deuces. We became shit pals.

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al pal

Someone named Alex who is shot into the friendzone publically on social media and is repeatedly given reminders of his drastic mistake

Yo I'll go as long as my "al pal" is there

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Pal Sex

When Meth (Pot) Cookie has sex with random men on Palringo because Pal marriage.

Cookie: Lets have Pal sex.
34 Random Guys: Yes.

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pal-crunchin'

seeing as many friends as possible on an individual basis in one evening by foot, bike, car, or any other means of transportation.

Pal: "Hey man, it's midnight on Wednesday, what are you doing here?"

You: "Just hittin you up for fun to catch up on life and do the same with everyone else in town I can tonight. I'm pal-crunchin'."

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Pen Pal

A pen pal (acronym: PP) is the most sublime and superior form of connection, especially and specifically in comparison to any rival pen pals (acronym: RPP).

Dear pen pal, also in true RPP style let’s organise this visit to Sebastian for our very first day together.
- your quarantined pen pal ✍️

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