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The most horrid internet provider in the known universe. Now makes makes equally shitty computers.
People who use AOL need to be casterated.
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If you want a shittier internet, come to America Offline.
Me hearing commercial: If you want a better internet, come to America Online.
Me speaking aloud: America Offline is the shittiest! It should be for Mac users.
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Unreliable, bulky, slow, stupid, spyware admitting, self centered virus disguised as an ISP that is own3d by Firefox with a DSL line.
me: This Sucks! i'm getting a third party DSL line and firefox
aol fuckwad: We have aol for broadband, it would work with dsl
me: but you dont take it in the ass from Firefox, Faggot!
aol fuckwad: but we only cost and arm and a leg!
me: what part of "fuck off and die you stupid piece of shit" dont you understand!
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When discussing what is wrong with the internet, this is where you begin.
Do yourself a favor and go download a real web browser like Oprah or Mozilla.
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An awful ISP that ruins everything it touches. Only douchebags and losers use it. AOL provides the worst service possible. I know somone that actually still uses AOL. He tries to commit suicide daily, but we always catch him in the act. Damn you AOL! Your shitty service is going to cost us an aquaintance!
Me: Man, you hear about Joe?
Steve: No, what happened?
Me: His AOL kicked him off for the fifth time this hour, so he slit his wrists. He'll be ok, but we've got to get him onto a more reliable service.
Steve: I've got some old Prodigy disks at home; will that work?
Me: Hmm... a 14 year old dead ISP provider vs AOL. Yeah, Prodigy wins.
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Anarchy On Line
I had this for about a year, the worst year online of my life. Never get it, takes about 3 and a half hours to dial up and when u finally get online you get disconnected within about half a minute.
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Irritating
Jim:Hey bob I actually loaded MSN homepage up the other dayon AOL!
Bob: OMFG
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