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The act of using a hot curling iron to dildo a girl's bumhole while chilling your penis with an icepack. When penis is fully erect the subsequent anal will fuse the hot sphincter and penis together forcing the couple to become one.
Sophia and I had an arctic volcano last night, we are now a single concious being. We are legion.
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When one freezes a log of feces, and procedes to use it as a dildo.
"Oh my god, an arctic robot is so hot, but cold at the same time!"
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Really cold weather/preciptation in Maine.
This damn snow is some Arctic Bullshit.
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The act of someone taking a hamster, hollowing it out so it is just skin, filling it with shit and freezing it. They then proceed to use it as a dildo.
Filbert the Hamster was spinning round on his wheel when Matthew had an idea. He tried hamster feltching before on Filberts big brother, but it cut the shit out of his insides. He also quite liked arctic pipeline so he had the genius idea of combining the two. Matthew enjoyed Hamster Arctic Pipeline so much he cleaned up and went straight back to the pet shop.
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Grows only in the Arctic Circle and is cultivated by verbose and highly skilled penguins.
We must protect my arctic circle candy from those filthy Italians!
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When a female achieves orgasm after riding the vibrating seat of an 'Arctic Thunder' snowmobile racing arcade game. Similar to the effect of a Sybian, this real event is made even more amazing when it occurs inside of a busy Chuck E Cheese's
Tom: "What did you and your girlfriend do last night Jake?"
Jake: "We went to fun world and had Arctic Thunder Sex."
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Sticking a bottle of Listerine Arctic Mint mouth wash in your butt-hole and doing a hand stand
Yesterday I caught Price in the middle of an Arctic Bung Tingler
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