A sexual position in which a woman is folded in half with two men between each half of the fold, one dude takes the mouth, the other takes the pussy, this sexual act must take place within 20 feet of a Saguaro cactus.
Friend 1: Ay man, you hear about what Sarah did this weekend?
Friend 2: nah bruh, whus poppin?
Friend 1: Sarah made Greg and Jacob an Arizona Taco!
Friend 2: gahdam! What a hoe!
When a person moves to Arizona for college, only to drop out and get knocked up by their cousin, quite the Arizona Accident.
“Yo, you hear what happen to Lauren? Bitch went to the University of Phoenix for school, got knocked up by her cousin, then had the balls to come home for Christmas with an Arizona Accident still growing in her belly, she couldn’t wait to tell the rest of the family!”
Arizona Canalish The Dirty Arizona Vagina Secretion that smells like Rotting Shopping Carts, Dead Turtles, and Rotting Crawdads Roasting on a 51st ave and Peoria Canal Banks
I met an Arizona Canalist you could smell her dirty vagina rotting through her Dusty jeans
When a woman attaches barbed wire to her partner’s penis, and either takes it in the ass or in the vagina, and bounces like she’s at a nightclub.
Hey girly, I did Arizona Cactus with Brian. Now my pussy feels like it just went through hell!
Basically a makeshift pringles fleshlight with little bits of pringles dust
Joe:Hey, I know you have a fleshlight. May I borrow?
Henry:Yeah I do, a newly crafted DIY one. Wanna try it?
Joe:Sure!
After minutes later
Joe:fucking hell my penis is dry as fuck
Henry:Must've forgot to clean it off, felt like the Arizona Sunshine eh?
When your on a big weld job and your boss has no welds for you and your weld partner to make. But you have a small pipe fit up to weld so you brother in law it to look busy and basically fuck em over
Hey I think we should give Covo the ol arizona orbital
When a male/female gets a cactus needle shovedup their rectum for sexual pleasure and bleed out of the anus.
Paula: Why won't you sit right?
Martha: Oh because Timmy gave me a rough Arizona assplay session last night that needed band-aids.