Ashlee Simpson (to pull an)

To pull an Ashlee Simpson:

1. To make a fool of yourself by getting caught doing a deceptive or untruthful act (such as lip syncing) and blame it on external circumstances such as acid reflux disease, a drummers timing pressing a button, track performance order etc. To pull a genuine Ashlee Simpson one must "do a hoedown" (or some similar bizarre and out of place act) once caught.

1. That dumb bitch just pulled an Ashlee Simpson!

Ashlee Simpson (to pull an)

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ashlee simpson face

A chick who would look good if her nose, eyes, and mouth were in proper proportion to each other.

"I'd of done her, but she had a fierce ashlee simpson face."

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Ashlee Simpson Threshold

n. The point that must be exceeded by exposure to crappy music to begin producing the given effect or result, or to elicit the response of, preferring to listen to the music of Ashlee Simpson.

I cannot listen to Green Day, Coldplay, or the Killers anymore. They have all breached my Ashlee Simpson Threshold.

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Tackling Fat Ashlee

Masturbating in front of the mirror while wearing Sam's under pang....

You won't believe it! I caught Uncle Sauce "tackling fat ashlee" again.

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In your Ashlee Era

You start saying well alot, do weed, and are over all just in your ashlee era

Danny: omg im in my you era rn
Ashlee: How
Danny: *sends a picture of a cart
Ashlee: WHAT?? YOU SMOKE NOW?
(i have to put this in cause they didnt let me submit it without saying the word🙄🙄 In your Ashlee Era)

alannah and ashlee

best types of friends .they look out for each other and will be together forever they care for each other. Ashlee will more likely be the mom and Alannah as the "kid" Ashlee a nice person and Alannah a weirdo hopefully this helps balance the friendship

alannah and Ashlee are whores for tssuki

Ashlee Mercer

This chick will suck you up and down. She doesn’t believe in spitting she doesn’t like messes so she will Always swallow. Also she is a constant talk too no ends. Gets piped down on a regular. Ashlee’s need to be Heavily medicated. Loves mater Dei wrestling and constantly swings on there nuts. Is a lush drunk too.

Hey Do are you a coach ? My name is Ashlee Mercer feed me your meat.