A republican lawyer who thinks its cool to listen to limp bizcut.
My asshole republican lawyer actually charged for the conversation I had with him while he was listening to limp biscut.
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The word "asshole" is just another word for republicans
The people that voted for our current leader can widely be considered assholes.
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A person who states the obvious truth.
Bob : Damn Charles you smell like shit, take a shower for god's sake.
Charles: Fine, you don't have to be such an asshole.
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People that piss you off and don't give a fuck about it.
12yr old girl: Dad? Can you sign this permission form so i can run in the ING?
dad: No.
12yr old girl: Why?
Dad: you might get raped
12yr old girl: I'm 12!
Dad: Too Bad
*girl walks away*
12yr old girl:(whispers under breath) Asshole
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The act of someone's car getting hit from behind or hitting someone's car from behind.
Eric: Did you hear about Steve's car?
Dave: I sure did, Steve was sitting at the red light and some drunk guy assholed him.
Ashlee: I got assholed the other day in traffic.
Erin: Yeah, that guy nailed you pretty hard from behind! Is your car totaled?
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a guy that girls love for some reason even though they are total jerk-offs and are fucked up to so many other people.
That ASSHOLE just got that girl pregnant and he hes married to five other women.
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A person that plays or has played "Hacky sack" under his/her own free will. Breeding grounds for assholes include Garden city, manhasset and RVC.
When those assholes arent playing hacky sack they're playing lacrosse
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