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The premise of Super Smash Bros. It is cleverly disguised by Nintendo characters in an orgy.
Godammit, fucking blue pikmin again!!! Give me cranky kong, assholes!!!!
Billy :"I just unlocked all the Assist Trophies yesterday, without hax"
Bobo :"Dude, calm down"
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Any 3rd party that assists with the physical act of sucking a cock. These acts of assistance may include, but are not limited to massaging the balls, fingering the butt, or licking the grundle. The role of the assistant cock sucker is not to be confused with that of the assistant TO the cock sucker.
1. My wife wouldn't let me cop a fully from the assistant cock sucker...what a bitch.
2. Rhonda juggles nuts like a real veteran assistant cock sucker
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In relation to bird box, while masturbating a partner sneaks in unnoticed and helps you achieve orgasm
Jolene was doing the bird box and Brendan helped her finish with an assisted bird box
Officially, the worst job in America.
This year, there's a new "Worst Job in America", displacing the old number one for the last five consecutive years - "Crack Whore". The new number one: "Assistant Crack Whore"
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A suicide wank caused by action of a third party, primarily a cockroach.
When you are having a wank, but a cockroach come flying at you, so you shout out "Mom" or "Dad", so you try and finish the job, fueled by fear and for not being a quitter before the cockroach land on your dick or they get into your room!
My friend did a suicide wank and won!!! Minus point for being an assisted suicide wank kind!!
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the most op thing in fortnite. xbox players suck, the only thing that helps them is aim assist. aim assist in general is op, but xbox aim assist is AiMbOt
*gets beamed out of the sky* "now that's what you call some xbox aim assist"
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The act of viewing pornography (instead of using your imagination), for the purpose of jacking off.
I was too tired after work to think about anything sexual, so I just had a porn assisted pull.
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