A person whose whole personality is pussy and being obsessed with fuckboy behavior. Such as only watching douchey podcasts (whatever podcast, fresh and fit). A true follwer of Andrew Tate and others like him. The first one to say "why women deserve less" or "these modern day women want a traditional man but aren't traditional women." , or other douchey sayings.
Jeff- " why does that guy make pussy and bashing women his whole personality?"
Robert- " That that dudes definitely on the fuckboy autism spectrum"
Autism faked on the internet for attention. Everyday behavior becomes a series of quirky symptoms. The goal is to feel special or escape responsibility. See also: neurodivergence.
A: Does she actually have autism autism?
B: No, TikTok autism.
An informal slang term that Refers to the notion that autistic people, or people on the spectrum in general, are more likely to wear jeans if given the choice. jeans may be substituted with khakis given the circumstance.
Guy 1: hey, I talked to the guy you wanted me to yesterday, are you sure he's autistic? seems fine to me.
Guy 2: I've been around him for a while, trust me. The dude stims a ton, can't take a hint to save himself, and is more than willing to talk your day off about Union Pacific trains if you give him the chance. He's even got the autism jeans to match.
Gary Flores: hey doc whats the professional term for when somebody is fucking retarded
Doc: autism wautism
A sensory device that autistic kids go into
Charl was overwhelmed so he used the autism steamroller
When someone suddenly becomes unable to function in select situations. Typically around a celebrity or an attractive woman.
Tom: So, as I was saying, this new stimulus bill...
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.