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When driving, a male driver receives a handjob from the person sitting in the seat behind him.
Brodie: Bro, this chick I drove for Uber was totally into me.
Reggie: Why do you think that?
Brodie: Well she was flirting with me the whole time and..
Reggie: And what?
Brodie: Well once I got to her destination, she told me to keep driving and gave me the Backseat Driver.
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nyone who sits behind a someone who is browsing the Internet and instructing them on what to click on or what to type into the address/search bar. Most appropriately applied when the advice or commands are unsolicited and/or unwarranted.
Damn I hate a backseat browser!
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One who sits on the furthest row of seats in a vehicle like a bus, a van, or a car. The term implies (often ironically) that those who sit at the back are "cool" and/or "mischievous".
Those backseat bandits are causing mayhem again. What is about the back of a bus that gives kids such a powertrip?
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When two guys share a back seat, in a car cause there is no more room! But only counts if you are wearing cowboy hats ;)
hey, ready to "brokeback backseat" it boys" ?
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When checking out in a grocery store, the customer explicitly tells the bagger what items should go into what bag. Also if the customer is unsatisfied, he or she may take over the job using lines such as "I got this" or "I can do it"
#1 "Double bag those cokes so they don't break on me"
#2 Bagger - "Here let me help you with that ma'am"
Customer - "No I like my stuff bagged a certain way"
#3 Manager - "Go help him with his stuff"
Bagger - "Nah. Mans a backseat bagger, he glares at me anytime I try to help"
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When one inserts a golf club (preferably a wood) into someone's anus.
I heard that Tiger Woods gave that ho a backseat driver!
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Someone who leans over your shoulder with his dick up your anal passage, dictating which porn picture on the gay website you should click next
Oh yeah oooooh click on Gary, click Gary you biatch I am about to shoot hot yoghurt up your ass
CLICK GARY or I will spank your ass with this rubber cock
ok ok keep it there a picture of Gary oh yeah look at his big hard nob of rock, Oh I want to suck that lump of beef. Am I a real a real backseat surfer OR WHAT ?
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