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backyard bastard

Someone who masturbates furiously in their backyard while thinking they are hidden, but unintentionally expose themselves to a busy street

The dude who lives across from me is a backyard bastard

by Stop Creepin November 6, 2017


Backyard Queso

When you eat queso and then shit in an toilet. Thus, creating the cheesy and nauseating mixture of queso and fecal matter.

The shitter and/or shitee(s) then proceeds prepare the mixture upon a dish, season and cook to taste, and eat the freshly made backyard queso with their own choice of tortilla chips. Once done, the participants then may choose to recycle the dish again in their own, more shit dense, version of the original queso.

If used in combination with a Dutch oven, it becomes a Mexican Body Dish.

"Kareem left my chest covered in backyard queso and our Mexican Body Dish brought life to the Superbowl party."

"Backyard queso may be the cure for world hunger"

by Theleafygreen October 24, 2017


Backyard Bocce

When your banging a girl doggystyle and she reaches back and plays with your balls.

Walter's balls were so perfectly dangled that when he was banging Priscilla she could easily play some backyard bocce.

by Qbinking August 19, 2023


plant your zucchini in the backyard

to fuck someone in the ass

Oh so you're getting serious with her, huh? Has she let you plant your zucchini in the backyard yet?

by yungtrustfund3 August 9, 2023


backyard candy

anal sex.

"Hey baby you want some backyard candy?!"

by reverend yummypants October 13, 2008


backyard combo

Hot dog, hamburger, potato salad, and baked beans

Our Labor Day cookout was fantastic! Had so much food everybody got a backyard combo and then some!

by Anonymouslyvociferous September 7, 2019


Backyard-ish

an action or oral rendition that should not be seen or heard by others-something that should only take place in your own backyard.....or maybe NOT,
a dumbass move,redneck,a stupid move,should be an embarassing moment

Mom: I cant believe you did that,thats so backyard-ish!
Or...
Mom: Oh,thats backyard-ish!

You dumbass, that soooo backyard-ish

by EdiSouth December 18, 2006