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The sexual act of sticking a hot metal rod (curling iron, heated pipe, etc) into someone's anus, thus toasting the inside of their anus.
Upon removing said hot metal, their anus will look like a toasted bagel.
Hence the term, Anus Bagel.
"When Deev wouldn't sing with us, we threatened him with an anus bagel"
Toasty Anus
Anus
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The web of lies created when a girl messes around with more than one man.
person one: "dude that whore has no conscience. She's been fucking Travis AND Lenny and they don't even know it!"
person two: "yeah she got herself into a real acid bagel."
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A social interaction which does not qualify as a hook up, nor as an actual date .
Sal "Hey Katy want to meet up for a drink later?"
Katy " sorry I'm meeting some random for a bagel and a fuck".
When a hairy female decides to be aggressive and wear a strap on, so she can fuck a boy/girl in their anus. This is called bagel in the bush because the anus is the bagel and the hairy vagina.... well is the bush.
dude1: Why are you walking like that bro?
dude2: out of nowhere lexi decided to bagel in the bush me last night!
dude1: Yo, I get it. Sara did that to me last week, I couldn't walk for 3 days.
A butthole.
Man I was pounding this bitch yesterday and got all up in her stank bagel!
A sexual act in which a freshly baked bagel is first sprinkled with brown sugar then placed around the penis before copulation.
Last night Jessica surprised me and asked for The Dusty Bagel.
Talking for an extended period of time on one subject, so much so that it begins to lose its meaning and take on a completely different subject, or sub-subject.
person one "we sand bagel so hard"
person two "I laugh when the bagel gets sandy"
person three "sand bagel."