Bald Eagle

The national bird of the USA. Nothing else.

"Joker, a bald eagle isn't a women with no hair on her crotch. UrbanDictionary is just filled with perverts, and they flooded this term with sexual definitions."

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bald mikey

When, while part of a large group of other males, one male exposes his shaved scrotum to another member of the group, usually in a surprise manner.

Hey Chuck, look at this... ( exposed scrotum )...!

Chuck, "No way, I've been bald mikey'd!"....

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bald dick

A dick that can't grow hair as if the person hasn't hit puberty

Did you hear Breemo had a bald dick

Yea it was nasty

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bald monkey

A pussy without hair is also known as a "Bald Monkey"

1. A clean shaved or waxed pussy is also known as a Bald Monkey.

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bald prick

Same as prick, but with no hair on their head.

Phil: OMG not that prick Tony again.
Luke: WTF he's bald!
Phil: A bald prick!

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Bald swag

an instance where a person is seen as cool, that has acquired a bald spot.

Hair + baldspot = Baldswag

Susy: Wow john is really cool
John: Baldswag

see in this instance john has a bald spot therefore his swag is fully bald therefore bald swag is acquired to the maximum.

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bald-headed

A hipper, sexier way of describing a man with no hair. But it can also be a more amusing or insulting term to depict bald men as well.

Bald-headed men are often very sexy and masculine.

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