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A song by Yuno Miles that describes the course of action you should take if your barber cuts your hairline too far back
Steps listed in "Fight your barber":
Step 1: Hope that shit can grow back, cause if it don't your hairline stuck like that
Step 2: fight your barber
Step 3: Move away from the hood cause if you don't they're going to cook your ass
Step 4: Buy Doo Gro (and presumably use it)
If steps 1-4 do not work, proceed to the following:
Step 5: Cut it all off and go bald, in Yuno's words "Gotta rock the baldy like SoLLUMINATI"
if step 5 did not work, proceed:
Step 6: You gotta wear a wig now
A top you wear when going to the barbers/hairdressers as you don't want your nice tops filled with hair
Hannah: Why's that tool wearing such a dead top.
Tom: Nah 'low him that's his barber shop top
A term for a homosexual. When you shove your thing into another guy's behind, you rip some of his butt hole hair out which is lining the outside of his asshole as you push your thing in. This is a butt hole barber.
That prison shave was mighty fine, I feel like a new man! All you need to do is go to the showers to the local butt hole barber. Best of all, it's free!
A four man version of a trim. In this case, participants are arranged in a square formation. Brings a whole new meaning to going to the barbers for a trim.
We were off for a trim, but Luke came along and stuck his tongue out, and we couldn't resist a barber shop quartet.
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A dirty barber pole is having sex with a girl who is on their period and moving from vaginal to anal sex in one session.
dude, I totally got a dirty barber pole from doing this chick last night
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Made up shite insisted on by my father and uncle and made up by my grandad
“You’re farting like a barbers cat”
“Dad that doesnt make any sense you just made it up”
An extremely hairy hatchet wound needing a damned good trimming.
Did you check out the wookie hole on that french bird? It looked like a kebab dropped on a barber's floor, the hairy bitch!
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