Double Bass

A four or five string stand up acoustic instrument that hardly gets the recognition it deserves.

1.The double bassist in that jazz group kicked major ass!

2.The double bass section in that orchestra kicked major ass!

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bass clarinet

The best damn instrument in the whole band. Way better than a clarinet. Usually plays the same music as the tubas.

Woah, I really respect that guy, even though hes in the band he still plays the most awsomeest instrument, the bass clarinet.

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chuck bass

the love of blair waldorfs life, a pretty rich boy who gets what he wants but come on,

even Europeans must know what that means.

Person 1 : and who are you?
chuck: Dude, I’m Chuck Bass. Even Europeans must know what that means

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Bass arcade

A group of dope ass djs killing it at a rave or club with an excessive amount of subwoofers.

Did u go to that warehouse party? Dat shit was sick it was a real bass arcade, my brain is still vibrating!

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Sea bass

A man that smells like cheap booze and cum

Do I smell like a sea bass

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Bass Trombone

A development of the trombone which its self was a present from god to the rest of the world. This glorious instrument is often mocked for having all the suttelty of a sledge hammer and the dynamic range of a chainsaw. This is grossly unfair as when played properly this instrument is comparable to none other. In a band situation the Bass Trombonist is often referred to as the 3rd Trombonist. If this does not cease to continue then the Bass Trombone faternity will rise against the world.

1. All BASS TROMBONISTS are gifts from God himself.
2. I wish I was intelligent enough to play the BASS TROMBONE

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drum and bass

As explained by people to have adopted a considerable amount of influence from different genres of music, through the years drum and bass has developed to form its own sub-genres :

Darkstep
Drumfunk
Electrostep
Futurestep
Hardstep
Intelligent or Atmospheric
Jazzstep
Jump-up
Liquid Funk
Techstep
Breakcore

Probably one of the most carefully structured and best produced music in the modern world. Many people say that the "drum and bass effect" gives off pleasurable feelings of past blissful memories, makes users somewhat look forward to the future, dear memories of love and passionate relationships, giving off a somewhat uplifting feeling to particular users, who have a bit more of an artistic influence and background, and who dont enjoy the musical rape of 50 cent and other "big" rnb , mainstream hip-hop artists.

In conclusion: Drum and bass has come a long way, affecting millions of listeners throughout the globe, it hasn't even started to spread its sphere of influence. People who have hearts, people who think twice and people who actually know what music productions is mostly about. All in all bless the bassheads.

"I enjoyed that drum and bass party bru"

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