shit in the bath

1) to be very drunk
2) to do a fucked up action while you are drunk
3) to have a waterballoon fight while you are drunk

1) yooooo i was shittin in the bath yesterday
2) i heard vanessa shit in the bath the other day
3) YOO LETS GO SHIT IN THE BATH

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bathing apes

Something that Soulja Boy has and haters are angry about his possession of them. They are presumably primates in the shower, but the real origin is unknown.

Haters getting mad 'cause I got me some bathing apes.

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bohemian bath

the cleansing of oneself (usually in the absence of water and soap) by using a wet wash cloth over the body

She didn't have enough time to take a shower, so Caitlin took a bohemian bath instead.

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bath banging

When you bang in the bath

Just came back from a fab sesh of bath banging

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sandpaper bath

when you wake up at 2am with your cat giving your forehead a bath.

I couldn't sleep last night. My cat woke me up with a sandpaper bath.

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Kiowa bath

"bathing" yourself in cologne, cause you totally stink and haven't actually showered. used by comanche indians cause they like hating on kiowas.

Dude, who took a Kiowa bath with my musk?

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sponge bath

Hospital pleasure makes paying the bill easier !!

awesome nurse spends half an hour each day giving a sponge bath. Man I can wait to get sick again! They even feed you in bed.

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