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1. A gigantic piece of excrement weighing in at over 200 million Courics in accordance to his last movie's highly inflated effects budget (1x Katie Couric is about 2.5 lbs of fecal matter)
2. A director who provides proof that there is no god
3. A talentless hack who completely misses the point
4. A director who lacks any substance what-so-ever
Example quotes to help you see the light:
1) Michael Bay: An 18 wheeler spins out of control and its all like BRAAAAGHHH and this huge tanker full of diamonds goes BLAAAAAAAAARRGHH!!
General: Those aren't ideas those are special effects...
Michael Bay: I don't understand the difference...
General: I know you don't
2) Michael Bay gets to keep making movies and Cartman gets his own theme park; there is no God
3) I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, when he made Pearl Harbor. I miss you more than that movie missed the point. And that's an awful lot, girl.
4) That movie was so bad that it actually made me enjoy watching Soul Plane
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Nickname for Pelican Bay State Prison, the California DOC maximum-security facility.
"Got some folks in Lompoc and Skeleton Bay" -- E-40
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An untalented director.
Except for The Rock, Michael Bay has made nothing but crap. His directing style is poor, as he literally believes that an edit every second is the best way to make a film. I don't think it's possible to physically count the number of cuts and explosions in his films within one human lifetime. The guy can't even make a decent movie with the insane budget he gets to work with. His movies, albiet entertaining on some level, are the equivalent to an empty orgasm - completely unsatisfying, equally frustrating and definitely not worth the effort.
The guy needs to either expand on his predictable, unvaried style of filmmaking (although, I can't imagine him having the balls or the talent to do so) or just stop wasting good money and go away. Without this ass-load of money invested in his movies, Bay can't do sh!t. His inability to improvise, his lack of creativity, and his need for a big budget (because he's too incompentant to come up with something impressive with less funding) makes him the most pointless and deficient person in this business.
Michael Bay's films suck!
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An alcoholic drink Captain Morgan's PArrot Bay. Has got to be one of the best drinks on the planet
Damn those people must have a date with the Captain tonight.
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apathetically blocking or ignoring everyone who tries to reach you (except for your spouse, your kids, and the President); you're on top of the world and can't seem to bother with anyone not on your level
- Have you gotten in contact with (person)? (Person) was trying to reach you..
- I'm Bodega Baying.
Seen as the most expensive and posh area in Southend in Essex. Full of rich people in massive houses who go there to die.
Only residents are teenagers, old people or Jews.
Nice beach though..
George: Hey dude, where're you from?
Chris: Thorpe Bay.
George: Posh twat.
A total shithole in which Jack O'hara and Luke Mitchell live. You could poo in your toilet then jog down to the beach to meet the poo at the end of its journey out of the pipes and into the sea. Don't bother wiping cause Luke doesn't, he shits into a pot then freezes it and grinds it up into fertiliser for his Weed plantation. The sewage problem is apparently "fixed" but thats complete bullshit. The list of items at their indian owned grocery is endless! They Have: Icecream, chips.....um.....thats all i guess HA! The movie wrong turn 2 was set in Kawakawa Bay using the local residents. No make-up was used on them as they already looked the part. G4NG$T@
Jared: Wanna go to Kawakawa Bay?
Nathan: Nah fuck that shit.
Jared: Don't worry they are already doing that. HAHAHA
Nathan: HAHAHA LOL lets go to Henderson #Herpes
Jared: #BetterThanPoos
Nathan: Oush.. I love you
Jared: Chur.