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F the glits and glama, hit them with the blitz and hammer
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To fire a misty spray of poo all over the clean toilet bowl after holding it for too long and barely making it to the can.
After eating mexican lunch special 45 dean had a meeting and was not allowed to leave. After an hour he ran from the meeting to the bathroom and wolf-blitzed the john.
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The shotgun from Ratchet and Clank's sequal: Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando that shoots the hell out of enemies.
I shot the hell out of one of my many enemies with the Blitz Gun.
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A game that a group of friends play at the bar where they see who can have sex with the most women by the end of the night
Last night's clam blitz went really well, I slept with all 3 of them!
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When you're having anal sex with your woman and you pull your fudge covered member out, and with two fingers, swab a sample of mud from your upright, then apply a smear under each of your lovers eyes, resembling that, of a football player. Then tackle or push her down a flight of stairs, usually resulting in a delay of game.
On Sunday nights my wife requests an NFL Blitz (and an ice-pak) SKEET SKEET
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Quite literally, this is the term for shit attack. An undesirable state. It is when you feel as though the stool in your bowels has shot up and landed in your mouth due to an unwanted or unexpected surprise. And hilarity ensues for everyone else.
Arsalaan found out about the child he fathered 12 years ago during a one night stand because she showed up on his doorstep and dude had a full out Gwano Blitz right there in the foyer.
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DEF: when one farts, "safety" should be said immedialtly afterword, of course, only after one has said "safety" should this word be said. by saying blitz you relinquish yuourself of being hit twice more than if the previous word, that being "safety" was said. if not, ur ok.
like holy shit who farted (saftey ANTI -BLITZ)EEWW U FAGGOT
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