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The crazy athletic movements and gyrations it takes to unload a stuck-up in there b.m.
Man, I shoulda layed off the cheeze, I had to do some toilet aerobics to drop that bomb.
The pins and needles feeling you get in your legs after sitting on the toilet for a long time. Kind of like sea legs.
Dude I just took a massive dump for like, 15 minutes and now I've got major toilet legs!
A phrase used by youtuber vanossgaming
"Hey, you see that?"
"Dats a toilet"
"Youtube.com/datsatoilet
the acoustic effect a crapper has on a fart. when one farts into said toilet it echoes inside the bowl thus increasing the volume a considerable amount. this is not unlike yelling into a cave.
i was trying to stealthily take a dump at my girlfriends house but thanks to the toilet reverb she broke up with me.
A metaphor for something that’s getting in the way of things.
It’s hard to move forward with our plans considering the pug in the toilet.
When you are taking a deuce in public, and someone walks into the bathroom, so you close your cheeks with all your might. Of course, when the bathroom is empty, your bowels explode your shit outward at Mach 3.
I was taking a shit yesterday at Applebee's, and somebody walks in. So I get toilet tension and seize up my ass. So this guy left, and it was just me. So I explode my ass, and shortly after, I hear someone flush a urinal...I guess someone walked in when the other guy walked out...
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Primarily used to wipe someone's immediate sphincter area. Nowadays used to wipe various unwanted liquid or viscid substances.
Also, like all varieties of paper, one can write stories on.
1. Use the toiletpaper this time son. You smell bad.
2. Oh my God, I've run out of paper and I will lose my train of thought. I better use some toiletpaper.
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