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A beach town in northern Queensland, Australia. People only go their because they are tight ass and can't afford to go the Whitsunday Islands, located nearby. Majority of the population is generally a bunch of English backpackers getting on the piss.
Lottie: Let's go to Airlie Beach for our summer holidays. I love swimming at the beach.
Bonnie: No, you can't swim in summer time because of the stingers.
Lottie: What about winter?
Bonnie: Too cold.
Lottie: So we can't swim in the ocean... Isn't there a giant pool? I think its called Airlie Beach Lagoon ??
Bonnie: Siff, you could probably get pregnant from swimming in that thing!
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Bradley Beach is a small town in New Jersey located near Asbury Park and Belmar. Contrary to popular belief, teenagers have not made this town a "drug town". In fact, the only fun you'll have in this town (15+) is hanging out with a group of the local teens. However, do not be talked into going back to "Dougs" house, no one even knows who Doug is. Main street is filled with pizza places, but everyone knows Vics is the best. Hess usually has cheaper gas but "Beyonce" (sunocos owner) will sell cigarettes to a child.
"Let's go to Deal"
"Fuck no, bradley beach beaches are nicer"
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1. A beach which was part of the American sector on D-Day. Suffered the heaviest casualties (20,000?) mainly due to the lack of Tanks and the position the GFermans were in with their MG-42's, Mortars and 88mms.
2. When something goes completely wrong, worse than what you expected.
1. God bless the many young men and women who sacrificed themselves on Omaha beach.
2. Dude, she slapped you and punched you in the groin when you decided to end it with her? That's like, totally Omaha beach!
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The plastic tampon dispensers that once used, have a tendency to wash up on beachs.
Dave and I were going to dive the cove but were deterred by all the crap that washed up on shore, including condoms and beach whistles.
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Muscles that are gained through working out in a gym and may make a man look strong, but in reality they are gained just for show, like on a beach (hence the name), and therefore are not indicative of toughness or fortitude.
Mike "The Situation" has beach muscles. He looks strong but if he ever got in a fight with someone who was actually tough he would get his ass beat because he only has Beach Muscles.
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A rock group from the 1960s founded by Brian Wilson and his brothers and cousin in Southern California. Their songs focused on the "California culture" of the 1960s about surfing, cars and girls.
The Beach Boys is one of the best rock groups ever in my opinion.
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A city in Broward County, Florida. Most notorious for it's wealth of drugs, usually crack cocaine, and prostitution. Hallandale Beach is also known to have a high population of retired individuals.
-I'm going to Hallandale Beach this weekend, wanna come?
-Sorry, I don't do crack anymore.
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