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A non-existent force of nature omitted by comfortable mattresses, making you unable to get out of the bed.
"Aw man, it's 6:30. Better get up for work. Oh no! The accursed bed magnet has been activated!"
*falls back asleep*
Person wrapped up in the blanket in bed. This forms a delicious hot meaty inside wrapped in a fluffy outer blanket, called a bed burrito.
As always she was complaining about the cold, so I wrapped her into a bed burrito before I left.
While being so intoxicated and lazy you are unable to leave your bed before getting another beer. Often times friends have to bring you beer in order for the bed drinking to continue.
Boy in bed one: Buddy you've been bed drinking all day long.
Boy in bed two: I know man, this is the best birthday ever.
a built-in bed that folds up into the wall of a room.
Comedian: My first apartment was so small ...
Audience: How small was it?
Comedian: My first apartment was so small the mice had to have murphy beds.
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It's the final beer you have in a night. This can be interpreted in two ways.
Literally, it's the beer you enjoy in bed right before you enter your sleep phase.
Figuratively, it's the one last beer before you decide to head home or hit the hay.
Dude 1: Dude, you hit it off pretty early last night.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I grabbed a beer and had a bed beer.
Dude 1: Nice, dude.
or
Dude 1: Dude, you've had like 20 beers tonight.
Dude 2: Don't sweat it, this is my bed beer, I'll be sleeping soon.
Dude 1: Nice, dude.
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A honking fart under the duvet when someone else is also in the bed. A very good blaming device.
A: Did you just trump?
B: No , it was the bed goose.
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at night the worst words to hear
in the morning the best words to hear
bed time billy
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO
up now, out of bed
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO
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