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when a mans ass and nut hair intertwine with a neglected left-over piece of poo forming an uncomfortable knot.
Ian was attempting to cut out a dingle-berry, when he got a leg cramp and sliced his gooch and was rushed to emergency.
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berries that fill your mouth with beautiful sparkling glitter when you bite into them, and make you act weird until you spread your shimmering wings and fly away. Consuming of these may result into having to get your stomach pumped
"Quinn acts like she's on glitter berries.'
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When shit gets stuck to the hair behind your balls after you take a shit.
I guess i didnt wipe good enough, i've got some mad dinggle berries.
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Dangle Berries are the result off an unproperly wiped arse, also known as chum nuts. Or in planer words, pieces of poo caught on your bum hairs
I was having a bit of a sesh with the old woman the other night, turned her over and her arse was covered in dangle berries.
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Chuck Berry or simply ROCK AND ROLL.
"If you tried to give rock and roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'."
John Lennon
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Berries made from the secret organization of the Raccoon. All members of the Raccoon organization where black glasses to conceal their identity. There base of operations is unknown, all we do know is that the raccoons ship in the berries from somewhere in Brazil. If you are lucky enough to come across raccoon berries, and your a carrot salesmen, in exchange for their secret berry they will give you half a carrot for every raccoon berry you give them.
Why is that guy always wearing black glasses? I dont know maybe he's a Raccoon. He's always walking around with weird berries too that weird dont you think? He is definitely a Raccoon, those berries are Raccoon Berries.
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A tongue peircing on your sexy girlfriend you never notice untill the first time you get a BJ. It just adds to the experience but also functions as a very good insult.
Girl friend: "are you coming in im ready"
Guy: "Yup just about"
Narrarator: she goes in for the blowing of your life time
Guy: OW!! WTF what poked me.... i mean thats a good BJ but what hurt me!!
Girl Friend: i said i got a tongue peircing today but you never listen to me!!...
Guy: That Penis Berry hurt...
Girl Friend: what my tongue piercing?
Girl Friend: should i take it off?
Guy: Noo.... i Like it
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