future bert

A growing or predicted bert; a menace to one's sanity that can be seen on the proverbial horizon. See also ass hat

Did you hear him whining already? That one's a future bert for sure.

bert reynolds

Makin the ladies of the 80s just tremble

Bert Reynolds makes the ladies of the 80s tremble.

T-berts

(Adjective) Used to describe when a male is being a little girl about something. Synonyms T-cry, Cry-berts.

Ex. Yo Steve was talking to this girl and I committed a robbery, but because he was such a t-berts about it I decided to let him have her.

Lovely Bert

1. A term for an incomprehensible expression on a vanity license plate, usually utilizing confusing acronyms and "text speak".

2. A rather foppish gentleman by the name of Bertrand.

"LVLIBRT: Does that license plate say 'Love Liberty' or 'Lovely Bert'?"

Bert Crawfording

When someone keeps posting and poking the bear on thread and then delete posts.

Every time he posts a minute later they’re gone. He’s Bert Crawfording you.”

bert mccracken

Bert made me have an orgasm when I saw him at the Palladium.

FUCK YOU BITCHES........ HE'S ALL MINE... Mmmmm Mmmmm GOOD

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Bert and Ernie

Two puppets who seek to ruin the minds of children.

Slash: Do you remember Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street?
Torch: Omg they ruined my life. Dam homos! Honestly...two guys that live together, sleep in the same room, and if the budget for Sesame Street was higher, they'd be practically sleeping on the same bed!

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