absolutely perfect in every way, shape and form. the most beautiful person you will ever meet, so musically talented and very nice. baddest bitch out there. everyone loves them. best style and sense of humour.
bethany bridge is the best person is the entire world!
The girl in horror movies who runs around screaming covered in slime
That bitch running round screaming is a typical slimey bethany
Bethany is a mink who puts boys hands up her top and them fucks them
skinny little sket that has no friends also has a dancing clit
bethany leys has a dancing vag
The singer of the indie rock band best coast. Cosentino is a very underrated artist who sings about very relatable concepts. The songs really take you back to the mid 2000’s rock revival stage.
Person1- “Isn’t Bethany Cosentino of Best Coast so beautiful?!”
Person2- “Yes totally! Amazing singer too!”
Bethany is my shawty bae and only my shawty bae cuz I ❤️ Bethany yk
Bethany p is my shawty bae
When a woman collects and inserts spiders into her vagina, covers her breasts in cat vomit and sacrifices a bird to her demonic god all as a ritual to find a partner for a dirty Joshua.
"Dirty Bethany" is when...
Joshua - "Ah fuck what's that smell?!"
Bethany - "Ah right, I left that dead bird on the alter. I was halfway through a Dirty Bethany last night when the spiders started to escape."