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1. Ususally implying that someone is a useless piece of crap.
2. Situation where there is no upside, therefore the only way out is to commit suicide and/or, be killed.
3. Suggests pain will not yield, and only escape is death.
1. Sera: Ryan is so inept and a waste of skin.
Tish: Yeah, he'd be better off dead.
2. Elisabeth is going to be trapped at the psycho ward, and she's sane. She feels like she'd be better off dead.
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Used to imply that someone's life is so inconsequential, that they would be worth more to the world if their flesh was cured and smoked into delicious people-bacon.
Man 1: While you were gone, that hot girl from the bar called to see if you wanted to go out on friday. I told her you'd have to check with your parole officer.
Man 2: Dude, you'd be better off bacon.
guy 1: You know what's better than sex?
guy 2: what
Guy 1: Wario.
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A independent prequel of Saul Goodman, a character in the series Breaking Bad.
Better call Saul is so damn good, can't wait of season 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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an evasive response to a question that should be known, letting the questioner know that he/she is out of the loop
"Where's the party tonight?"
"Shiiit, you don't know where the party at tonight? Better ask somebody!"
"Yo man where you off to?"
"Better ask somebody."
"If, you don't know, who I be
You betta ask somebooooody about me "
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More commonly known as BPS. This is a condition common in teens and college age persons in which one is perpetually unsatisfied by a given party, get-together, hoedown, blowout, rage, and/or shindig regardless of the actual quality of said event. This results in an inexplicable and insatiable desire to search for a superior party, thereby insulting the hosts and annoying all of their friends.
Sally and all of her friends are at a swinging high school get-together. Everyone is enjoying themselves; everyone that is... except for Sally.
Sally: Hey, so what's Billy up to tonight?
Friend X: Billy? I dunno. (while taking a shot)
<one minute later>
Sally: I just texted him! He says he's having people over. We should go!
Friend X: Why?
Sally: I don't know. I'm bored. Let's check it out. (looking nonchalant)
Friend X: Ugh. Fine. (turning to Friend Y) We're going to Billy's.
Friend Y: Looks like another night ruined by BPS (Better Party Syndrome).
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A made-up company made to be the antagonists of the My Chemical Romance inspired universe made for their final album Danger Days. The company is known for running a website through the Warner Brothers domain which initially ran interactively from November 18th 2010 to mid-2016. The company was mention in the comic book written by former My Chemical Romance frontman, Gerard Way, called The True Live of The Fabulous Killjoys.
Uno: I heard BLI was starting to use a new method of re-education
Dos: Better Living Industries can fuck off