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BIOS

In x86 or PC manufacturing industry (especially in the East Asia region), the term means "Big Issue Of Schedule and software". Because of this black magic bob binary caused most issues and it apparently is the only part can be upgraded in our computers. Meanwhile the market is shrinking, big firms is perusing the profit and replacing a mount of local employees with awful but cheaper Asian factory workers. The quality of it becomes worser and worser and lead to more serious schedule delay, quality troubles or the apocalypse disaster.

When you found that the stupid computer doesn't work anymore, please upgrade your shitty BIOS to the latest version and retry again. If it still can't fix your problem, please contact your local representative for the solution as a big customer. Or run some preboot diagnosis utility and then contact the local technical support as an end user.

by RealBigCockmann April 20, 2018


bio

Dope, Weed, Marihuana or whatever you call it. Use it in school as a codeword!!!

Guy 1: Have you got Bio?
Guy 2: Sure I have.
Guy 1: Can iIcopy it?
Guy 2: Sure.

With "Can I copy it?" you mean you want a joint.

by Jhin4Life August 30, 2017


Bio

Bio, is an advanced form of the word ‘Bollo’ derived form the Latin word *amīcus* meaning, ‘Friend’. It is thought to have begun by a spelling error when trying to use the word ‘Boi’. Since then, only people with an advanced brain capacity have been able to use such word. To be called a ‘Bio’ is the most honorable thing in the universe.

Friend 1: Bollo, I forgot my I had Hw today.
Friend 2: Bio

by El Bollo December 8, 2020


ap bio

an AP class about biology. simple, right? some students find it easy but others find it to be absolute hell (depends on whether they have a thing for cells or not). there is a lot of stuff about cells. a lot. like a lot a lot. more than your average pleb high school biology class.

bob: "hey james, how's ap bio going for you?"

james: "i love it"

bob: "wow james you must really love cells!!"

james: "cells are the only thing i think about ms. smitherson keeps telling me that our school would not exist without cells i would say that i like math more but that's a lie ap bio has my heart and soul"

bob: "wtf is ms. smitherson doing to you guys"

james: "she tells us that heredity and protein transport are the reasons that we should love ap bio"

by skittishcatty December 10, 2022


Bio King

A Bio King is a drag king who is biologically( or potentially, not amab but identifying as) male.

That Bio King always kills his lip syncs

by Etoilexandre May 1, 2022


bio debris

Bio debris is what happens when you find out you have stuff on sterile instruments that should not be there, and, you realize that you now have stuff in the back of your underwear that shouldn't be there either.

Bio debris is that squishy feeling when you find you have a problem.

by the friend with limited texts October 24, 2015


bio-absolutism

Proffers that society is a dialectic between people with high levels of sex hormones and people with low levels of sex hormones.

Anathematic to historical materialism which posits that society is a conflict between high-capital people and low-capital people.

Bio-absolutism is the rhizomatic (Guattarian) counterpart to Marx's dialecticical materialism.

by zanderfin August 23, 2020