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1.) The most horrific thing you could ever find out that your girlfriend was on before you met her if she is your first bareback. The single handed most mentally destructive piece of information a man could ever permanantly burden himself with.
2.) The biggest cause of retroactive jealousy and primal rage known in existence.
Me : Dude my gf told me she was on birth control with her last two extremely long term bfs before I met her, now my mind is plagued with thoughts of semen gushing out of her snatch every time I get near it.
Bystander : dump that cum dumpster?
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A common catch-cry of college students across New Zealand. It is used when there is nothing else to say in the class-room environment eg, akward silence or just the chance to just get attention.
It's origins are largely unknown but it is suggested that it started in the year 10 KingsWay School Drama class in the year 2004.
'Pet Is birth' is a classic example of a random concept that never died down. It spread like wildfire it maybe one day it will be written down in the annals of time itself.
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...the selfish distraction given to a woman that negates someone's birthday
Happy Day of Birth to you Gloria, you are so brave - fuck your kid's birthday!
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A complex wrestling move invented by Jimmy Dean that doubles-over as a great excuse to put a girl in a very nice position. One day to hopefully used during sex.
Dude Jeremy, she says she's never seen the birth giver...
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One's belly button. In refrence to the umbilical cord.
"Stick your finger in my birth hole"
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relating to the word band wagon; when a mother decides to give birth, following the actions of other women; when one baby is born and other babies follow, like a band wagon but for birth
"I was born after you."
"Oh, so you're mother decided to join the birth wagon."
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when a pregnant lady goes to the bathroom to drop a duece, but a wonderful joy of life comes out. a baby.
Tim- fuck you
Jim- no fuck you you shit stained toilet birth.
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