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For the full 24 hours of your birthday, you don't have to do any chores around the house or homework. You can also say and do whatever you want without getting into any trouble, as stated by the definition above.
Since today is my birthday, I'm not doing any of my homework and my family has to do my chores for me because I have Birthday Immunity.
A week long 'festival' surrounding a persons birthday. Typically celebrated by egocentric people who are still small children, and think their birthday of such importance that it should be celebrated with a week.
P1: "My birthday gras has started yay!"
P2: "I thought your birthday was next week"
P1: "I am so special that I need a week to celebrate my birth"
P2 (to self): "What a loser"
A 24-case of bottled beer used for someone's 24th birthday celebration. It is ideally a replacement for a typical birthday cake, and its presentation commences singing and blowing out candles on the case for wish-making.
What kind of cake did you get for your birthday?
What am I, 5? I got a birthday case of pumpkin ale instead...you can't get wasted on birthday cake, pussy.
If someone says they have a second birthday, they may be referring to the day they should’ve died, but didn’t.
Person one: “Why is Janet saying she’s celebrating her second birthday today?”
Person two: “A year ago today she survived an overdose. It’s her second birthday because she should have died according to the doctors.”
Today is your birthdayyyyyy. sOoOoOo. HaPpY hApPy BiRthHdAy ToDaY iS yOuR sPeCiAl DaY oPeN uP yOuR pReSeNtS aNd BlOw ThE fLaMe AwAy Happy birthday best friend! Im having so much fun hanging out with you and making lip glosses! Being with you makes me feel warm and happy instead of sad or depressed. You reallya er the best friend ive been looking for. Ive always wanted a friend like those TV shows and you made my dream come true! Hope this day is amazing! From your lip gloss buddy, classmate, crazy best friend,
MiA
whats today? Its Fatou's birthday one of the best times of the year !
it pretty much explains itself, a blowjob (BJ) that you get as a birthday gift...try your luck out, guys!
Matt: Hey, Laura, it's my birthday you know...so i was wondering i
Matt: Hey, Laura, it's my birthday you know...so i was wondering if i can get a birthday bj?
Laura: Ew! No! sicko...
The sudden avalanche of birthday greetings posted on facebook etc when someone notices its your birthday....particularly funny when someone incorrectly posts Happy Birthday and everyone follows suit!
Fran: "Michael, your birthday is definitely tomorrow isnt it?"
Michael: "10 years Fran, its been 10 years. Why?"
Fran: "Your cousin's started a Birthday Avalanche on your Fb profile!"