bk broiler

A BTK killer copycat, who kills his victims by forcing them to eat Burger King food until they explode. Then, he broils and eats them.

Dang, Kathy got murdered by the BK Broiler!

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BK up

The BK stands for "bad kid" and the up just makes it sound better.

"look at that BK up thinking he is all hard"

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BK Burger Shot

A buzzkill that thankfully is very brief (unlike a BK Broiler).

See also: BK Broiler, BK Backporch Griller, BK Backporch Broiler, Whopper BK

Man that was a BK Burger Shot, I thought your parents were home for a second.

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BK bonus ring

The random onion ring sometimes included in your order of BK french fries. It's kinda cool and kinda repulsive at the same time. Apparently, two completely separate receptacles for the fried side items is too lofty a concept for the King.

Chris: "Check it out! I got a BK bonus ring in my fries when we went through the drive thru!"

Smitty: "Look! I got a BK bonus fry in my onion rings!"

James: "BK sucks. Let's go to Chipotle."

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BK Backporch Griller

A surprising, unexpected buzzkill. It sneaks up on you from behind as only a backporch griller (i.e. backdoor man) can.

See also: BK Broiler, BK Backporch Broiler, BK Burger Shot, Whopper BK

Thanks a lot for breaking my piece. Just because we were doing an a capella version of Lil Troy's "Wanna Be a Baller" doesn't excuse you knocking it off the sink.

I'm really sorry.

Not good enough, this is a total BK Backporch Griller.

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BK Backporch Broiler

A buzzkill which combines the elements of a BK Backporch Griller (in that it is quite unexpected) and a BK Broiler (in that it is quite long-lasting). Not a fun combination, I assure you.

See also: BK Broiler, BK Backporch Griller, BK Burger Shot, Whopper BK

Hey bro, it's already a BK Backporch Griller that he showed up at the party. Let's get rid of him before this becomes a BK Backporch Broiler.

Right after we smoked our dad busted out the obituary section of an old newspaper. An epic BK Backporch Broiler.

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We goin' BK?

An expression used when going anywhere. Most commonly used when going to Burger King but not limited to this location.

Nick "We goin' BK?"

Siva "You askin' questions? We gettin' heart attackackackackacks!"

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