Siberian Blast

When a man ejaculates copious amounts of semen on someone's face to the point the face is no longer visible. (aka The Siberian Snowman)

I couldn't even kiss her goodnight after the Siberian Blast I gave her.

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avalanche blasting

The act of placing a generous amount of cocaine in one's asshole and snorting it as they fart in your face.

Bro 1: "Bro you look high af, what are you on?"
Bro 2: "Bro some hooker totally got me into avalanche blasting."

Blasted Idiot

Someone who acts stupid.

"You blasted idiot, what's wrong with you?!"

blasting chunks

An unsubtle, gritty-ass description of the initial stages of the grisly prep for a colonoscopy.

Although it’s mostly a chocolaty liquid, you are practically glued to the shitter, blasting chunks for the majority of an hour!

e-blast

A ridiculous non-word made up by marketing people who think the term "e-mail" is inadequate to describe the explosive excitement of their mass e-mails.

Also "eblast" or "e-mail blast"

If we send out an e-blast, the widget will literally fly off the shelves!

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Gotta Blast

Something Jimmy Nuetron says around the beginning of the theme song for the popular Nickelodeon show The Adventures of Jimmy Nuetron

Me: "Gotta Blast"
Friend: WTF are you masturbating under the table

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Blast the nips

To show off one's nipples in a flashy and colorful way

I'm about to take my bra off, blast the nips.

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