Blender Dick Syndrome

When someone has a dick so ugly it looks it has been through a blender.

He is hot, but he has Blender Dick Syndrome, so I wouldn't hook up with him.

Go fuck a Blender

a way of showing extreme hatred of another individual, usually a guy, unless it is for a girl that has desided to change sex. Used best when the mood is a happy one yet your feelings towards the one you hate are not out in the open. perfect with evils

mark: im sorry. i didnt mean to run over your son twice. it wont happen again.

tom: Go fuck a blender

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blender head

someone who does multiple drugs regularly.

You're a goddamn blender head.

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Whats cracking on the blender

Vegan or comedian alternative for "Whats cracking on the skillet ?" (first spotted in 1 of Alisa Amerigo standup specials).

Hey, whats cracking on the blender ! Pls. dont answer ! Im just telling you "hi, wassup".

New Mexico blender

You clicked this thinking it was going to be a bizarre sexual act from urban dictionary, but it looks like you were wrong.

Guy 1: hey man, you should check out the New Mexico blender on urban dictionary!

Guy2: cool, let me see!... Aww man, you tricked me!

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Allans blender class

Litty awesome
SO COOL
THe best
Awesome

You are such a allans blender class person

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three ring blender

See art.

#below-stairs just played a three ring blender. Win won a tonne of old money. Tang-clonk!