Rod Blending

Rod Blending is when a person puts their penis into a blender.

Gus: Dave...I can't do this anymore, I just saw someone Rod Blending...
Dave: Sounds kinda tasty ngl.

Blend The Package

When you are upside down and put your package in a blender over your partner

I couldn’t finish so I just decided to Blend The Package

Gold Blend

A pub toilet bowl which has been used frequently on a Saturday night but remained unflushed.

"Dang Cleetus "- That there crapper has been pissed in so much it's steeped more than a week old teabag"
"Sure would make a mighty fine cup of Gold Blend, Billy Bob"

blend that shit

To proceed or be carried out without hesitation.

"Yo, dawg, they're all out of ketchup. Do you want mustard on your hotdog instead?"

"Yeah, foo, blend that shit!"