Brian Blessed

A physical representation of God himself, a Shakespearean actor, a Gungan and the only man in the world to punch a polar bear in the fucking mouth.

Brian Blessed is a fucking legend.

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God bless

May God give this (n.) his blessing to continue to exist.

God bless this mess.

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blessed image

The exact opposite of a cursed image, meaning an image of adorable or pure nature.

That picture of Polite Cat is a blessed image!

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Bless it's heart

A term used after a degrading or uncomfortable sentence that usually makes it ok to say.

"Damn, that's an ugly baby. Bless it's heart."

"Haha that stupid cow fell off the cliff. Bless it's heart."

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Bless you

When you sneeze your sole is trying to escape your body by saying "bless you" your sole gets shoved back in to your body where it remains for all eternity, if some one dosent say bless you, your f**ked

Bob:achooooi
Cameron:bless you
Bob:thanks for shoving my sole back in my body!
Cameron:ummm ok (I need new friends)
Bob:hahaha I don’t have a life

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its bless

Commonly used it by 'bad boys' or 'gangsters'. 'Bless' has many meanings with different people and different conversations. 'It's bless' usually means 'aw it's ok'.

Person1- "I don't want to go, I don't know anyone except from you".

Person2- "its bless".

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Gutter-blessing

Kerbstone-shaped imprint left in a forehead after the quick lie-down necessitated by 14 or so pints of Bulmers (or equivalent). A souvenir of a trip down amnesia lane.

Now, Father, dere's a half-crown for de church roof and a bag o' frozen peas for dat gutter-blessing ye have dere.